I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
My feet surprised me
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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