I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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