Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I have post one night stand depression
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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