Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
why do cheetos always look like penises
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
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