I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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