Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
My life is pants optional.
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