yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
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