I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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