she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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