If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Enjoy the penises
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