Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I don't deserve a penis
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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