Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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