he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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