hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I love having hate sex.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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