Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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