apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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