She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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