I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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