escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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