Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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