i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Randomize
