New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
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He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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