Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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