that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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