Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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