I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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