Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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