You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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