Your tits are I can't wait for
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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