in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
My penis needs a shock collar
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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