Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
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