i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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