Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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