i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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