"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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