It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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