I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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