margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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