Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
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