god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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