sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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