it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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