I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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