Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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