You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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