do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Ketchup is God's man juice
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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