My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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