3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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