I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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