So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i love accidental penises.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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