were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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