escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Randomize