If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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