i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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